Ceremony Attendee Mugs

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Pleased to meet you folks - I'm Father Bixby, and this is my lawyer.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Christening

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Swearing a Child.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"Why would leaders agree to be honored with a mattress sale?"