Ceremony Celebrators Mugs

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'He does.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Gay marriages in France.

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Christening

Recorded mating call

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

Swearing a Child.

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'