Ceremony Celebrator Mugs

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'He does.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

A salute of scouts

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Does my head look big in this?'

The Aisle

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Tribal masks.

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Gay marriages in France.

Recorded mating call

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Christening

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''