Ceremony Enthusiast Mugs

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I still don't see why you can't have a ordinary card like everyone else..."

"You'll all be glad to know, Andy has lost the key to the city and now we can't get back in."

"Why would leaders agree to be honored with a mattress sale?"

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Graduation

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Double Wedding

'Guess which hand.'

'She wants to speak to her mum!'

Mayor and his wife

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I'll troop your colours - 50p."

"... as we scatter his ashes he is remembered as someone who never got up anyone's nose."

Christening

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Another bit of serious pantomime. - 'Hats off, strangers!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Tribal masks.

Animals of the Royal Wedding