Ceremony Aficionado Mugs

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Beefeater

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

A salute of scouts

King of Music.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Cat at Surprise Party.

Wedding Selfie

Chef Cake Topper

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Wedding selfie stick

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"Well, I do and I don’t. Sometimes he can be quite irritating."

I am married

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Tribal masks.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Base chapel.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.