Ceremony Aficionado Prints

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Beefeater

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

King of Music.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Does my head look big in this?'

Cat at Surprise Party.

Wedding Selfie

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

Chef Cake Topper

Wedding selfie stick

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

"Well, I do and I don’t. Sometimes he can be quite irritating."

Tribal masks.

I am married

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.