Ceremony Celebrator Prints

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'He does.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Gay marriages in France.

Christening

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'