Ceremony Specialist Prints

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

A salute of scouts

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Zumma Cum Laude

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

The Aisle

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'