Ceremonial Aficionado T-Shirts

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

May all your birthday wishes come true..

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

King of Music.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

Animals of the Royal Wedding

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Bureaucratic castle

Champagne fountain.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Christening

Happy Birthday Frank. Another birthday --- Somebody must be pushing the fast forward button on my life!

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'