Ceremony Observer Gifts

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Double Wedding

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Oscar Victory

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Christening

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'