Ceremonial Guard Pillows

'So what do you do?'

Beefeaters

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

Sabrage

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

The Aisle

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Beefeater

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Limbo Day at the Palace

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Recorded mating call

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

Soldier.

The Queens Guard hair do.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'