Ceremonial Guardian Gifts

Beefeater

Beefeater

"He likes it."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Careful."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Sabrage

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

Soldier.

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'So what do you do?'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."