Becoming A Royal Guard Pillows

The Bearskin Hat Family

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Support the Troops

Beefeater

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

Sabrage

Limbo Day at the Palace

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

Little deers

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

Soldier.

Dignity and Impudence.

The Queens Guard hair do.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'So what do you do?'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Sympathy

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'