Railway Guard Gifts

A Woman and Boy on a Train.

'Excuse me, which way to platform 10?'

"He likes it."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

dog vs UFO...

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

The next fast train has gone.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

The proper way to wear your mask

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Bashful Royal Guard

Limbo Day at the Palace