Road Guardian Gifts

"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Your Grounded!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

The proper way to wear your mask

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Beware of the Lawn

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies

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