Motorcycle Guardian Gifts

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Drool Marks

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

This might take a while

Beware of the Lawn

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Hi. We're from the future."

Preserve these Wetlands.

Spilled Milk

"The nominees"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"No not the puppy please"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Beekeeping 101

Trick or Treatment.