Youngster's Guardian Gifts

Spilled Milk

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Cats on Board.

Bumble Bee

Beware of the Dog Hair.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Mistakes were made...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Take You Home

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"These hostas are out of control!"