"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"
Youthfulness Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of youthfulness and creative flair? Our collection features items that celebrate the playful, energetic, and innovative spirit of young at heart. Whether it’s a fun mug, a vibrant t-shirt, or a whimsical print, these gifts are ideal for anyone who embraces their youthful side and loves expressing their creativity. Brighten their day and remind them to keep their youthful guardian spirit alive with a thoughtful, amusing gift.
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."
'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'
Children arguing over the name of a fish
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
"You used to be a lot more fun."
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'
"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."
"Botox."
'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'
"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"
"So you dreamed you were an adult?"
"Miriam keeps me young."
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."
'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'
Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart
You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)
Spilled Milk
"I need you to line up by attention span."
Lemonade/Prune-aid
Hit Me
"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"
Too young to be a grandma
The Ageing Process.
He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!
You've got the body of a man less than half your age
I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.
"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."
"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."
Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."
How Tattoos Age
"I've lost my youth."
Youthfulness Guardian Gifts Collection
Youthfulness Guardian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that capture the fun, creative spirit of youthfulness—perfect for bright mornings and lively days.
Youthfulness Guardian Pillows
Bring a playful and creative touch to your home decor with pillows that embody the spirit of youthfulness and lively energy.
Youthfulness Guardian Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate youthful creativity and vibrant energy—perfect for inspiring a lively atmosphere.
Youthfulness Guardian T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the energetic and playful side of life, ideal for expressing your youthful, creative personality.