Youthfulness Guardian T-Shirts

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Spilled Milk

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"