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Spilled Milk

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Cats on Board.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

A day in the life of a dog.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Take You Home

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'