Motorcycle Guardian Mugs

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Drool Marks

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Computer Crimes

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Beware of the Lawn

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

This might take a while

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The nominees"

Spilled Milk

"No not the puppy please"

Preserve these Wetlands.

Beekeeping 101

Trick or Treatment.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow