Yard Guardian Mugs

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Biodiversity

Scarecrows guarding a field

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Beware of God"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Watering the garden gnome

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Lawn

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"We wish we could drink the water."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."