Guitar Guardian Mugs

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Bashful in Nashville

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'