Guardianship Guru Mugs

'He's always on heightened alert.'

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"He likes it."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Tommy!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I could do that.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

A baby playing on a grand piano

The Rise of Modern Art

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."