Safety Guru Mugs

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

Oil Industry Safety.

Health and safety notice for Father Christmas.

'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'

'Say you fall down and nobody is around to hear it. With the Emergency Alert System...'

'Hurry!!'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

'I'm altering my position frequently to avoid back strain.'

'You didn't breathe on your way up here did you?'

Caution Pool Drained.

'I think you're following too close!'

Caution: You are entering a hard hat area

What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?

"My boss told me to hold this ladder while he's on the roof so I'm holding it."

'You know the rules, no surfing without a lifeguard watching over you.'

'It's an old work injury.'

'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

'I think you might find this disappointing.'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

"Wouldn't it just be easier to get the car's brakes fixed?"

In case of fire: Parachutes

Smart Cars for Dummies.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Caution: slippery surface.

Moses life jacket demonstration.

Health and Safety Humpty.

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."