Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.
Guitar Guardian T-Shirts
Dress the guitar guardian in style with our witty and creative t-shirts. Perfect for jam sessions, casual outings, or practicing at home, these shirts showcase their musical passion.
"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."
The Zoo.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
Lennon and McCartney.
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."
"Tommy!"
"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."
"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"
"This next one's another oldie."
ZZZZZZZ Top
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
Deaths from Coronavirus
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.
"Look, it's my word balloon."
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
A baby playing on a grand piano
R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021
Eric Clapton.
"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"
"Check out this new store."
"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
Guitar Guardian T-Shirts Collection
Guitar Guardian Mugs
Explore our range of guitar guardian mugs and find the perfect brewing companion for any music lover's coffee or tea moments.
Guitar Guardian Pillows
Discover our guitar guardian pillows and add a musical vibe to their favorite relaxation or practice space.
Guitar Guardian Prints
Browse our guitar guardian prints to craft a musical-themed gallery wall or brighten up their music corner.