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'I saw him first!'

Tartine

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Best Before 5th Pint.

dog vs UFO...

Cat Reunion

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I could do that.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"welcome man cave."

Kirsten Johnson

Organic Soldering.

AI Safety Officer

Inflating Boobs.

"Whine and cheezed party."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."