Road Guardian Pillows

"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Your Grounded!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

The proper way to wear your mask

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Beware of the Lawn

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"On your mark! Get set!"

"No not the puppy please"