'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'
Guardian Of The Pavement Gifts
Looking for a gift for your guardian of the pavement? Whether they’re a neighborhood hero or just proud of their sidewalks, our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that honor their dedication to keeping streets safe and lively. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find a gift that makes their pavement patrol even more special. Celebrate the everyday hero with something unique and memorable that shows you appreciate their hard work and commitment.
"I love you too, big guy."
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.
'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'
'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'
'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'
Crazy paving company.
"We are so totally doomed."
Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete
I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.
"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"
Lollipop mask
"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."
"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."
"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."
Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.
'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'
'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'
"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"
ExxonMobil Profit and Loss
'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'
'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '
Detour
"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."
'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'
"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."
'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'
'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'
"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"
Adopt an off ramp.
"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"
Guardian Of The Pavement Gifts Collection
Guardian Of The Pavement Mugs
Explore our collection of guardians of the pavement mugs and start their mornings with a smile. Perfect for street defenders who need a boost of humor and encouragement.
Guardian Of The Pavement Pillows
Check out our cozy guardian of the pavement pillows—an ideal gift for relaxing after a long day of street safeguarding.
Guardian Of The Pavement Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that honor the guardians of our streets. Perfect for adding some urban charm and personality to their space.
Guardian Of The Pavement T-Shirts
Browse our guardian of the pavement t-shirts to find the perfect wearable tribute to street heroes. A fun and stylish way to celebrate their community spirit.