Guardian Of The Pavement Mugs

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Crazy paving company.

"We are so totally doomed."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Lollipop mask

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

ExxonMobil Profit and Loss

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '

Detour

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"If we weren't in last place, I'd be pretty offended by this."

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'

'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"

Adopt an off ramp.

"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"