Planet Guardian Mugs

"We are so totally doomed."

"I love you too, big guy."

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Natural Disasters

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.