"We are so totally doomed."
Planet Guardian Mugs
Start their day with a splash of planetary pride! Our Planet Guardian mugs feature witty, environmentally themed designs perfect for eco-conscious space enthusiasts and cosmic explorers alike.
"I love you too, big guy."
'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'
'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'
Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'
Deforestation.
North Pole
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Natural Disasters
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'
Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons
Politically Correct Snowperson
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
Child protects planet with umbrella.
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."
'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'
'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'
Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.
"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"
No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
Just Stop Boil
Planet Guardian Mugs Collection
Planet Guardian Pillows
Relax with our Planet Guardian pillows—quirky and inspiring, they’re a great way to add a cosmic touch to any space.
Planet Guardian Prints
Decorate your walls with our Planet Guardian prints—beautiful reminders of our planet’s wonder and the universe’s vastness.
Planet Guardian T-Shirts
Discover our Planet Guardian t-shirts—ideal for showing off their love for the environment and the universe in style.