Planet Guardians Mugs

ExxonMobil Profit and Loss

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cats on Board.

Global Warmer 2000.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Climate Crisis

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Just Stop Boil

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."