Guardian Of The Gateways Mugs

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Me…me…catch me!'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

Freedom of information

'He's always on heightened alert.'

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Flight Departures

"It's a no-go area."

'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'