Railway Workers Gifts

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

". . . And if you see anything that doesn't look right, contact. . . "

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The next fast train has gone.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'I found another pothole.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

HS2 time bomb...

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

Route 666.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.