Railway Workers Gifts

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

". . . And if you see anything that doesn't look right, contact. . . "

Thank you, Essential Workers

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I found another pothole.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Route 666.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

HS2 time bomb...

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson