Crossing Patrol Officer Pillows

Lollipop men on strike.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

Europe and immigration.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Viva Belarus!

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Man guarding a written border.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'