School Crossing Officer Pillows

'Have you gone power mad? It's Saturday.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Dog Crossing

Europe and immigration.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Viva Belarus!

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Back to school: The Horror,

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'