Border Patrol Officers Pillows

Butterfly Migration

Record Floods

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Viva Belarus!

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Frontex

Man guarding a written border.

Crossing Borders

Immigration freedom

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Not So Into This One

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

US Border Controls

Belarus Border Crisis

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Passport Photo