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Border Officer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and appreciation to any space with our border officer pillows. Cozy, clever, and perfect for home or office, they brighten up any room with personality.
'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'
'You know, people complain but we've never caught anyone trying to get out.'
Children at the border.
Immigration Centres
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Man guarding a written border.
Crossing Borders
Frontex
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Immigration freedom
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Not So Into This One
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
US Border Controls
Belarus Border Crisis
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
Border Officer Pillows Collection
Border Officer Mugs
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Border Officer Prints
Decorate with our exclusive border officer prints—funny, proud, and perfect for inspiring admiration in any space.
Border Officer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty border officer t-shirts—perfect for casual wear that honors their service with a smile.