
The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows featuring border agent motifs. These comfortable, witty pillows make great gifts to brighten any security professional's day.
The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'
UK border controls relaxed.
"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."
"It's marzipan pigs."
'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'
Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Frontex
Schengen
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Man guarding a written border.
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Crossing Borders
Immigration freedom
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
Not So Into This One
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
US Border Controls
Belarus Border Crisis
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
"Suspected illegal alien."
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