Border Agency Officer Pillows

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Viva Belarus!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Frontex

Crossing Borders

Man guarding a written border.

Immigration freedom

Not So Into This One

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

Belarus Border Crisis

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

US Border Controls

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Passport Photo

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

US Asylum

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"

"Suspected illegal alien."