'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'
Border Agency Officer T-Shirts
Show off your appreciation for border agency officers with fun, themed t-shirts! Comfortable, humorous, and perfectly suited for those who keep borders safe and secure.
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Viva Belarus!
"It's marzipan pigs."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Frontex
Crossing Borders
Man guarding a written border.
Immigration freedom
Not So Into This One
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
Belarus Border Crisis
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
US Border Controls
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
US Asylum
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"
"Suspected illegal alien."
Border Agency Officer T-Shirts Collection
Border Agency Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for border agency officers, packed with humor and charm to brighten their day.
Border Agency Officer Pillows
Check out our pillows with witty designs for border agency officers, adding personality to their living or working space.
Border Agency Officer Prints
View our artistic prints celebrating border agency work — ideal for a personal touch in any office or home.