Border Patrol Agents T-Shirts

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

See? --- I told you we needed a Department of Homeland Security.

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Viva Belarus!

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Crossing Borders

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Man guarding a written border.

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Frontex

Immigration freedom

Not So Into This One

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

US Border Controls

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Belarus Border Crisis

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Passport Photo

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

US Asylum

"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"

"Suspected illegal alien."

Muslim Screening Test