'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
Border Patrol Agents Gifts
Looking for a gift for a border patrol agent? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that salute their commitment. Perfect for recognizing their hard work and the vital role they play in national security.
See? --- I told you we needed a Department of Homeland Security.
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Crossing Borders
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Man guarding a written border.
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Immigration freedom
Not So Into This One
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
US Border Controls
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
Belarus Border Crisis
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
US Asylum
"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"
"Suspected illegal alien."
Muslim Screening Test
Border Patrol Agents Gifts Collection
Border Patrol Agents Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for border patrol agents, combining humor and pride in every sip. Perfect for daily motivation.
Border Patrol Agents Pillows
Find comfortable pillows that honor border patrol agents, featuring fun and inspiring designs to brighten up their resting space.
Border Patrol Agents Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that pay tribute to border patrol agents' bravery and dedication, perfect for home or office displays.
Border Patrol Agents T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts celebrating border patrol heroes, with witty slogans and bold designs that make a statement.