The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'
Border Agent Gifts
Searching for a gift for a border agent? Our collection offers funny and clever products that celebrate their role in border security. Whether it's for a colleague, friend, or family member, these items add a touch of humor to their demanding job. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to make any border agent smile and feel appreciated in their unique profession.
UK border controls relaxed.
"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."
"It's marzipan pigs."
'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'
Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Frontex
Schengen
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Man guarding a written border.
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Crossing Borders
Immigration freedom
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
Not So Into This One
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
US Border Controls
Belarus Border Crisis
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
"Suspected illegal alien."
Border Agent Gifts Collection
Border Agent Mugs
Explore our collection of border agent mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that captures their dedication and sense of humor.
Border Agent Pillows
Find amusing and thoughtful pillows for border agents—perfect for adding personality to their home or office space.
Border Agent Prints
Browse our border agent prints—clever and creative artwork that celebrates their unique profession with flair.
Border Agent T-Shirts
Discover witty border agent t-shirts that make ideal gifts for those in border security—fun, personal, and full of character.