Border Security Personnel T-Shirts

Border Tunnel

Renunciations

"It really is flour."

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Collies Without Borders

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

Europe and immigration.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A Little Extra

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"The club scene is really changing."

Viva Belarus!

Private Viewing

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Party-Crashing Ban

Giving Up a Little Privacy

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

The Cashless Society is Here

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"