The stowaways were in the soup in more ways than one...
Border Patroller T-Shirts
Show off their pride with border patrol-themed t-shirts that blend wit and admiration, perfect for casual wear or giving as a fun, thoughtful gift.
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Crossing Borders
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Man guarding a written border.
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Immigration freedom
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Not So Into This One
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
US Border Controls
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
Belarus Border Crisis
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"
US Asylum
Muslim Screening Test
Border Patroller T-Shirts Collection
Border Patroller Mugs
Explore our collection of border patroller mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift to brighten their mornings.
Border Patroller Pillows
Need a cozy way to say thanks? Our border patroller pillows combine comfort with fun designs that celebrate their vital role.
Border Patroller Prints
Decorate their office or home with border patrol prints—artful, witty, and a great way to honor their dedication.