The stowaways were in the soup in more ways than one...
Border Patroller Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our border patroller-themed mugs combine humor and appreciation, making every coffee break a little more special for those who keep borders secure.
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Crossing Borders
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Man guarding a written border.
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Immigration freedom
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Not So Into This One
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
US Border Controls
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
Belarus Border Crisis
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"
US Asylum
Muslim Screening Test
Border Patroller Mugs Collection
Border Patroller Pillows
Need a cozy way to say thanks? Our border patroller pillows combine comfort with fun designs that celebrate their vital role.
Border Patroller Prints
Decorate their office or home with border patrol prints—artful, witty, and a great way to honor their dedication.
Border Patroller T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the pride and humor of border patrolling—ideal for casual wear or gifting to your service hero.