Border Officer Mugs

Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

'You know, people complain but we've never caught anyone trying to get out.'

Children at the border.

Immigration Centres

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Viva Belarus!

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Man guarding a written border.

Crossing Borders

Frontex

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Immigration freedom

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Not So Into This One

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Border Collie

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

US Border Controls

Belarus Border Crisis

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Passport Photo