Border Security Officer Mugs

Border SeeSaw

Trump Wall

Passport Control.

"It's OK as long as you can remember you've forgotten."

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

Maga Louts

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Collies Without Borders

TSA Noah

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

Europe and immigration.

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"I spy with my little eye…"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Viva Belarus!

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!