"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Border Control Officers Pillows
Add a touch of humor and professionalism with pillows featuring border control themes. Perfect for the office or home, these cushions combine comfort with a clever nod to their important work.
UK immigration
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Crossing the Nachos Grande
Viva Belarus!
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"It's marzipan pigs."
Crossing Borders
Man guarding a written border.
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Immigration freedom
Not So Into This One
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Border Collie
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
US Border Controls
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
Belarus Border Crisis
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
US Asylum
"Alright folks, Title 42 ends soon, so get to launchin'!"
"Suspected illegal alien."
Muslim Screening Test
Border Control Officers Pillows Collection
Border Control Officers Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for border control officers—witty and heartfelt options to start their day with a smile.
Border Control Officers Prints
Decorate with our art prints celebrating border control officers—perfect for personalizing workspaces or home offices.
Border Control Officers T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts perfect for border control officers—fun, professional, and comfortable designs to wear with pride.